The latest news from the Middle East is there has been a huge terrorist attack in Iran earlier today.

The leader of the terrorist organisation behind the attack, Donald J Trump (also known as Terrorist Warmonger Trump) has taken to the air to claim responsibility for the attacks in which hundreds of people have been killed. The victims of this attack include Ayatollah Khamenei, the cleric who ruled Iran for the last thirty years.

Western political leaders have been quick to NOT condemn this action as a ‘cowardly attack’ and as a ‘breach of international law’. Prime Ministers and Presidents who have, for years, talked about the ‘rules based international order’ are uncharacteristically silent.

Preliminary reports indicate the murder of Khamenei was carried out by a Trump-affiliated terrorist organisation based in Tel Aviv and jerusalem – the Israeli government.