Poor Harry

Harry's secretPoor Harry Windsor. To support an AIDS charity he was asked to reveal a secret. His big secret is that he gets nervous before speaking in public. Well, here’s an idea: get a proper job. Not one where you have the money and the resources to live a playboy lifestyle, just a plain ordinary job. There are millions of people who do not have to worry about “speaking in public” because they are doing ordinary jobs, living on normal incomes. Join the masses, Harry. Save yourself all that stress.

P.S. How many major sporting events have you had front seats for, in the last 5 years? And how much did you pay for them?

P.P.S. Parasite.